enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

eracist:

I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff

jane-adeleide:

unforgetfullibrarian:

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

At first I was like. Damn gif move! Then I read the comment

god damn music jokes I can’t

awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

lesbionage:

hinkelvinkel:

when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work

but it’s not

And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005

damonagi:

So… 4/5 of SMAP kinda became girls and have a little impromptu acting w/ Haruma (‘After fight’ reconciliation words from the girlfriend? Idk) = those faces XD

throwitintheflames:

mischeviousmeghan:

thebetamale:

in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful

What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg